Harry Jowsey: From F*ckboy to Marriage Material (Full Episode)
Alex Cooper:
Hello, Daddy Gang! It’s your founding father, Alex Cooper, with
Call Her Daddy. Come on in...
Wait—what? I forgot how tall you are. Oh my god!
Wait. I
always forget how tall you are! Sit
down. We’re just starting… What are we doing?
You're so tall. Let me check if the
camera even fits you. You're literally the tallest guest I’ve ever had on
the podcast!
(camera check moment)
You smell amazing. Gum? Oh—you brought gum. Does he look good? Is his head
in frame? Okay, hi!
Oh my god, I’m going to cry. I haven’t seen you in so long. I swear, I’ve been tearing up all week thinking about this. My heart is racing.
Alex Cooper:
Harry Jowsey—welcome back to
Call Her Daddy. It has been way too
long.
Harry Jowsey:
It’s actually insane. Like, thinking about how both of our lives have gotten
bigger and crazier since we first podcasted together—it's wild.
Alex Cooper:
Right?! I was thinking the same thing. I was like, “Holy [ __ ].”
To be a friend and a fan—seeing you grow and blossom into who you are
now—it’s honestly motivational. I’m not just trying to kiss your ass.
Harry Jowsey:
No, I feel the same about you. I
watch your stories like a proud friend. I’m so proud of everything you’re
doing.
Alex Cooper:
I mean, seriously. I see the incredible guests you’ve been around and I’m
like… “We made it!”
Harry Jowsey:
It’s crazy. And also, I realized I’ve been on this show three times now.
Alex Cooper:
Exactly! You’re basically a recurring character at this point. It’s
special.
I think it's because we genuinely love each other. We have such good energy
together—it’s like we’re just catching up each time.
Harry Jowsey:
Okay, wait—did I hear you say you
drove a Lambo up here?
Alex Cooper:
What up, [ __ ] Yeah I did!
Okay... but I’m not living in a
mansion or anything.
Harry Jowsey Talks Lambo Flexes, Sobriety, and Birthday Sex on Call Her Daddy
Alex Cooper:
Hold on. Hold on.
You don’t live here?
Wait—so you bought this house just to hang out?
Harry Jowsey:
No! It’s my studio. I wanted a more
intimate space for interviews. I didn’t want celebrities coming to some
stiff, corporate office with security guards and elevators. Here, they can
walk in, chill in the backyard, maybe swim—it’s a whole
vibe.
Alex:
You're going all in. Okay, but can we talk about the
orange Lambo out front?
Harry:
Yeah... I ordered that two years ago. It's not a rental. I
live in that thing. Honestly, it
smells like dog. Bruce has basically destroyed the inside.
Alex:
Okay, so it's real. Not just for show. But also—are you stacking money, or
spending like crazy?
Harry (laughing):
I'm trying to stack it, but I get sassy. I’m like, “F*** it, I could die
tomorrow. Let me just buy it.”
Alex:
No, you need a financial advisor. We're not going
110% in debt over vibes.
On Growing Up... Maybe
Alex:
You just had your birthday! How was it?
Harry:
It was so f***ed up. I turned 26, and everyone was shocked like, “That’s it?
You’re only 26?”
Alex:
Yeah, you give off like 35-year-old, married-with-two-kids energy.
Harry:
(Laughs) No kids. But I did think
I found “the one” at one point. Spoiler: I didn’t.
Alex:
Wait, last time we saw each other, you were dating
Julia, and then Jake Paul got
involved...
Harry:
Ugh, yeah. That feels like
ages ago. That was a low point
for me. Now I’m like, I don’t even want casual sex anymore. It’s better when
it’s with someone you care about.
Sobriety, Then Cabo Chaos
Alex:
You stopped drinking, right? How long?
Harry:
Thirteen months. It started after Coachella. I was wrecked, and I said, “I’m
done until my birthday.” And I
actually stuck to it.
Alex:
What made you start again?
Harry:
Birthday bender. My friends flew in, and we went to Cabo. It escalated
quickly. I can’t say too much on
camera, but let’s just say it got...
messy.
Alex:
Like what?
Harry:
Naked in clubs, spraying each other with fire hydrants from a bougie
hotel... but we paid for the damages. We
think.
Alex:
Was that your first time drinking in over a year?
Harry:
Yep. One shot and I was ready.
Like “let’s have sex and break something” ready.
So... Birthday Sex?
Alex:
Did you have birthday sex?
Harry (blushing):
You’re making me nervous! Okay, yes.
Alex:
Multiple people?
Harry:
No. It was with... an old fling. Not a friend. Not someone from Cabo. Just
someone who came back around.
Alex:
So a little school of fish, floating in and out?
Harry:
Something like that.
Dating to Marry?!
Harry:
I’m in my dating to marry era
now. If I don’t see potential for marriage, I block you.
Alex:
Harry, that is not healthy.
You’re doing the classic guy thing where once you're “ready,” you propose to
the next person you meet.
Harry (joking):
I’d marry the postman at this point.
Alex (laughing):
I feel like we’re in a therapy session. But you do seem more... grown up.
Your vibe is more mature. Your outfit? Giving adult.
Harry:
I’m trying! I’m reformed-ish. But also... still a little wild.
Call Her Daddy Recap: Harry Jowsey Talks Cheating, Quarter-Life Crisis, and Eating Ass
“I’m getting married. That’s crazy.”
That’s how Alex Cooper kicks off one of the most honest, hilarious, and chaotic episodes yet of Call Her Daddy, joined again by friend-of-the-pod and walking plot twist, Harry Jowsey.
From spicy birthday confessions to heartbreak and healing, here’s what went down.
“Did You Think We Were Gonna Get Married?”
Alex:
I’m engaged now—what? Did you ever
think we’d get married?
Harry:
I mean... I commented on it. I had people DMing me like, “You’re secretly
pissed, right?” And I was like, “Yeah, of course I’m angry—but we’re good as
friends.”
Alex (laughing):
You’ve now been on the show three times, and for the record:
we’ve never hooked up.
Because if we had, you wouldn’t be here.
Birthday Sex & Cabo Chaos
Harry admits he did have sex on his birthday… sort of.
Harry: “I was really drunk. I probably got taken advantage of… but it was fun.”
Then came Cabo—where things got messier.
"We were in clubs naked, throwing money, spraying each other with hotel fire extinguishers. Just classic... me.”
26, Quarter-Life Crisis, and Dad Energy
Harry’s officially 26 and deep in what he calls his “dad era.”
“I want kids. Marriage. A nice house. I’m getting my tattoos removed. I’ve got a wardrobe full of sex toys. I’m cleaning up... kind of.”
He’s done with hookups unless he sees marriage potential.
“If I don’t think I could marry you, I’m blocking you.”
Alex:
“That’s not healthy.”
Harry:
“It’s true. I’m dating to marry now.”
Foot Fetish + Ass Eating?
Yes. You read that right.
“I realized I have a foot fetish after doing ayahuasca,” Harry says casually, like that’s a totally normal sentence.
He's now a proud toe-sucker and ass-eater.
“It takes a real man to eat ass and suck toes,” Alex says. “I’m proud of you.”
A Peek into His Sex Dungeon
Turns out, Harry had a full Christian Grey moment with an ex.
“She walked in while I had candles lit, expecting I was in a meeting. I strapped her to the bed and said, ‘Shut the f*** up, you’re getting pinned down.’”
Consent? Fully discussed beforehand. She loved it.
Single for 3 Years Plan
After a breakup, Harry planned to stay single for 3 years.
“I just want to focus on myself. Unless you’re the one—stay away.”
But is it realistic? Even Harry seems unsure.
The Cheating Reveal
And then, the moment Daddy Gang was waiting for: Harry opens up about being cheated on.
“I’ve never really said it... but yeah, I got cheated on.”
It wasn’t just physical—it was emotional too. DMs, attention to other guys… all while they were still together.
Alex:
“Were you a saint?”
Harry:
“Not the first time. We had two rounds.”
So Where’s Harry Now?
Healing, apparently. And also maybe... in a quarter-life identity crisis that includes therapy vibes, accidental celibacy, toe-sucking, and cleaning up his act.
But one thing’s for sure:
He and Alex still have insane chemistry—but strictly platonic. (Seriously,
stop asking.)
Final Word:
If you haven’t listened to their
first two episodes, do it. This
third one feels like a full-circle therapy reunion—with sex toys.
Call Her Daddy Recap: Harry Jowsey on Cheating, Rolexes, Emotional Growth & Why Museum Dates Mean Marriage
If there’s one person who can be completely chaotic, raw, vulnerable, and still somehow endearing in a single breath, it’s Harry Jowsey. On this latest episode of Call Her Daddy, Alex Cooper pulls back every layer of Harry’s personal life—from being cheated on to decoding mixed signals for the Daddy Gang.
“Yeah... I got cheated on.” 😶
After dodging breakup questions in other interviews, Harry finally opens up on Call Her Daddy.
“I haven’t really said it... but yeah, I got cheated on.”
He reveals that the relationship ended after his ex started getting a little too friendly with other guys—emotionally and physically. According to Harry, the final straw wasn’t just about DMs—it was a pattern of boundary-crossing.
Alex:
“Were you a saint?”
Harry:
“Not the first time... but the second time around, I was an
angel. I was planning our future,
buying her bags, a Rolex, even paid for her legal bills.”
Yes—a Rolex.
(And no, he doesn’t currently have one for you. He checked.)
Taking Accountability (Kinda)
While Harry claims full loyalty in round two of the relationship, he does admit to being shady early on.
“Before we made it official, I was still replying to DMs and liking photos. I didn’t think it was a big deal at the time.”
Alex:
“We love accountability here.”
Mixed Signals & Dating Scenarios: Daddy Gang Q&A 🔥
It wouldn’t be Call Her Daddy without helping out the Daddy Gang. Alex reads submissions from fans confused by guys giving them mixed signals—and Harry gives his brutally honest (and often ridiculous) advice.
Scenario #1: Museum Date but No Kiss
Daddy Gang Message:
“He’s taken me on multiple dates—museums, dinners, walks—but he’s never kissed me. One time, I was locked out of my place and he didn’t offer to let me crash at his. What’s the vibe?”
Harry’s Take:
“He might actually be a good guy. If he’s doing daytime dates, he’s not just trying to sleep with you.”
Alex’s Take:
“Maybe he’s being respectful. If you’re a little reserved, he might just be waiting for a clear green light.”
Advice:
Drop a playful line like “Maybe I’ll get a kiss tonight” to signal you’re open to it. And no—Harry advises against saying, “Can I get the cream pie?”
Please. Don’t.
Scenario #2: He Only Snapchats Me 😬
Message:
“We’ve been friends for a while. Just went on a date. We Snapchat, but he hasn’t texted since. Do I text him first?”
Harry:
“A grown man using Snapchat? 🚩 Get out. Leave.”
Snapchat might work in high school. For full-grown adults? Red flag energy.
From Eating Ass to Ayahuasca-Induced Foot Fetishes
Yes, that happened too. Again.
“I didn’t always eat ass. But now I’m in my dad era. What would a dad do? Eat ass. Suck toes.”
Alex:
“You’re sucking toes while making eye contact?”
Harry:
“I try not to—it’s like sucking a
little toe dick. Don’t look at me.”
The “Single for 3 Years” Plan ðŸ«
Harry says he’s focusing on himself post-breakup.
“Unless you’re the one, stay away from me. I’m done learning lessons.”
Alex:
“You said that after your last breakup, and now you’re strapping women to
beds with candles lit.”
Harry:
“That was romance!”
So… What’s Next for Harry?
Still in his hot dad era. Still oversharing. Still growing (kind of). And still never making out at a museum.
One thing is clear: Harry Jowsey isn’t afraid to talk about anything—whether it’s heartbreak, eating ass, or ghosting girls on Snapchat.
And Alex? She’s still the only host who can get the truth out of him.
🚩Mixed Signals & Modern Dating: What It Really Means When They Do This
Welcome to the wild west of modern romance — where texts are rare, Snapchats are still a thing (somehow), and saying “I’m looking for a wife” on the first date doesn’t guarantee a second.
Let’s break down some real dating scenarios, what they mean, and what you should actually do about them.
📱Snapchatting Grown Men? Time to Log Out
If he’s only messaging you on Snapchat and you’re not in middle school — run.
Pro tip: Text him: "LOL I don’t use this app, text me."
Then don’t open the app again. He’ll either follow up like a grown-up or disappear (which tells you everything you need to know).
Unless he’s making money on the app (like Harry does), a grown man on Snapchat is not giving "relationship ready." It’s giving “low effort.”
💔Hooking Up With Your Best Friend? Messy.
You hooked up with your best friend. You had feelings. He
said he did too —
after you ended it.
Then he hit you with:
“I have personal issues, I can’t commit... but I blocked my ex, I swear.”
That’s not love. That’s manipulation. He wants your emotional support, but
not the responsibility of a relationship.
He dangled what you wanted — just long enough to keep you on the hook.
🥕 Drop the carrot. Get the cucumber.
If someone really cares, they don’t suddenly discover feelings after losing you. They act on them when it matters — not when it’s convenient.
💬Great in Person, Horrible Texter? Read Between the Lines
When the chemistry in person is amazing but he barely texts or claims he’s
“too busy” to talk between hangouts —
you’re probably not a priority.
Yes, adults get busy. But no one is too busy to send one thoughtful message. If you're always the one reaching out or waiting for a reply, he's not investing.
What you can say:
"Hey, I get that you’re super busy, but I’d love a little more in-between communication — even a quick message here and there goes a long way for me."
If he gets defensive, that’s your answer.
🧢**“I’m Looking for a Wife” — Until It Gets Real**
This one’s a classic:
First date: "I'm looking for a wife."
Two months in: "I'm not looking for anything serious."
Translation: He liked the fantasy of a relationship — not the reality of commitment.
Whether he meant it at the start or not, what matters is consistency. Someone truly ready for commitment doesn’t flip their story once things get real. That’s not a love story — it’s emotional bait-and-switch.
🧟♂️Ghosting vs. Fake Hope: Which Hurts More?
Ever had a date say, "I had so much fun, can't wait to do it again!" — and then… nothing?
Yeah, same. And weirdly? Ghosting might hurt less.
Why? Because fake hope keeps you in a loop. You're waiting, wondering, blaming yourself. But in reality:
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He doesn’t want to be the bad guy.
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He knows he’s not interested.
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He’s just too cowardly to say it.
Let it go. Don't chase clarity from someone who couldn't be clear in the first place.
👯♀️Can You Be Friends With Your Ex and Still Move On?
Short answer: Not really.
Unless there are kids involved or a long-standing friend group dynamic, staying close with an ex while trying to start something new usually ends in drama.
Even if it’s technically innocent, if the person you’re dating isn’t comfortable with it — that matters. And if you have to hide it, lie about it, or minimize it?
🚨 You’re not “just friends.”
💡Final Thoughts
Modern dating can feel like decoding a secret language. But the truth is:
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People show you who they are through consistency, not chemistry.
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Someone who wants you will make space for you.
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Anyone giving you “almost” isn’t the one.
So ask for what you want. Say what you mean. And when someone shows you who they are — believe them the first time.
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