Up until about a year ago. My life was pretty normal. I lived in the greatest place ever. Brooklyn Represent Had two cool parents. And loved all things science and superheroes. Everything changed though. When my dad was killed in a city hall bombing. I. I couldn't believe he was gone. But peter parker and his aunt may. They were there for me. And so was spider-man. What I later found out was Pete Crazy, right Then, when the devil's breath crisis started. Things got intense. It seemed like all of spidey's villains were on the loose
I managed to do my part to help him out. And after all that. Believe it or not. A spider bit me. And I started to. Change I didn't want to worry my mom, so I went to pee. And now. We're officially spider-bros He's been training me up, and I'm actually getting pretty good with this whole web-swinging thing I'm still learning to juggle this responsibility with everything else in my life. School.Friends, a new home. I moved to Harlem a few weeks back. But I'll tell ya. I can't wait to see what the future holds Are you registered to vote ¡gracias chico ¡de nada That is so cool I got you Hey thanks No problem. Hey, uh. You think you're gonna add that new spider-man, too The kid Yeah Uh, maybe. The original's just. My guy, you know Yeah, I know. Hey Is.Teo's bodega around here
Yeah.Bright yellow sign down the block. Can't miss it. Thanks, Beautiful work, by the way Maybe leave a little room for the new guy. Just in case. The convoy... Woo h-hoo Let's go, Hey Pete. Headed your way Did I miss the convoy . not yet they're still securing a couple inmates. I bet it feels good, seeing the guys who escaped last year going back to the raft. real good the raft's an eyesore But it's secure As long as the octopus-related flaws have been fixed. let's hope Okay Closing in on you. Be there soon Should let mom know I'll be late. miles, qué tal did you get the shopping list. hey, mom.Uh, yeah. But, uh. The bodega was out of coconut milk. Gonna. Check a store downtown. oh, thank you but avoid midtown that prison convoy is making traffic a nightmare. oh yeah. Good call See you at dinner, mom Man.
How does Pete do this secret identity thing It completely stresses me out Okay, be cool. Be cool. Helping spider-man protect a giant prison convoy You can handle this Breath in. Breathe out. Be cool Pete. You here Just downin' some rocket fuel. How are you? Drinking Very.Very carefully. Okay. Go time. helix 2 on route with heavy payload copy, helix 2, we've got you on a scope . this is.A big operation. It's gotta be. Hundreds of felons escaped from the raft last year. Now it's time to move 'em back in. Police aren't takin' any chances. Especially not with our guest of honour Getting a lot of interference here. One of those guys
who helped doc ock is in there Think so. Could be a vulture.Could be a scorpion.Could be. Someone bigger O-kay, we got a problem. Hold back, miles, let me take- I got this Pete, don't worry Miles, no It's secure Woah.. . you're drifting, helix 2. miles. you have a weight imbalance correct to 236. rotors unresponsive brace for impact helix 2 going down helix 2 is going down brace brace brace helix 2 is down no casualties payload compromised response team dispatched sit tight, helix
2. Pete, I-I'm sorry man, I-I didn't mean to... It's okay We got this. Just need to contain it before. Before that happens. Hello.Tiny spiders. What the hell. miles I've got rhino But you have to contain the escapees. right.Contain.I'm on it Pete's never gonna trust me on a mission like this again I'm gonna... Nice work with the helicopter, kid Real heroic stuff Hey guys.How 'bout we call a timeout. Talk this through Please No. how's it lookin' out there. almost contained Nearly. Almost contained. Can't let Pete down Need to get this under control Woah, great arm You ever pitch Seriously, you're aaa easy Whole new career, just waitin' for ya Man. Pete is too good . how are the streets, spider-man. honestly Kinda terrifying. I got the keys, let's move Hurry up We gotta get out of here . miles I'm gonna need a hand up here you free . your holiday spirit's a little overzealous this year, Aleksei Man... Hang on Pete, I'm comin' wanna grab takeout Holy crap That's not good. Oh Hey, sorry, happy holidays. uh. Pete .The scale of 1 to 10. How are we doin' 10 for generating spectacle, 1 for minimizing destruction tomorrow's bugle headline is gonna be a doozy.
The worst thing out of this is a bad headline. I'm-a counts us lucky. Oh. Crap crap, the winter bash Pete. This is starting to feel really bad, man. ugh, Don't think like that we're going to stop him As long as we work together speaking of Mind giving me a hand up here . yeah. Yeah.I got you Okay, Pete .I got this Take it away, cowpoke Whoa whoa wait Not the mall Hang on tight tiny spider Spider-man, hey.I need a little help Oh, hey, Woah, Woah Woah . comin' in hot. gotcha And. You're safe You too Spider-man, whoa Do you have any non- -destructive .
Hobbies Fly fishing. On the Volga, That sounds. Nice The power over life and death... Oh. Baby ...Excites me Less. Nice Gotcha. Thank you You're welcome. Spider-man Don't . Scare babies Hey. Uhh. You know you're ruining Christmas, right The last 6 Christmases I was locked behind 30 feet of steel I intend to enjoy this one He's a menace Unh. Too soft. He's a . Low energy menace Too easy. Maybe. He's weak-minded. Ooh... Hey, jonah Looking good Very festive ...Menace is feckless. Treacherous.Unhinged.Menace Jared, he was here Right... Here Here, Jared . mijo, donde estás It's getting late . hey.Mom.
Yeah.Coconut milk .Still trying to find it Been kind of, uh . An adventure is you Running . yeah, uh... Sorry . Trying to catch a train ¡mira Hijo, no seas mentiroso grab the milk and hurry home, please. sà ma. Te Quiero mucho también te quiero now or never, miles.. . we gotta stop him . on my way We gotta bring him down, fast Yeah. Yeah, what do we do Let us raise temperature Ohh? Bad bad, very bad Pete . Are you okay No? Oh, no-no-no. I'm okay I've got him headed your way Be ready. okay.Yeah.Might, uh.Need a minute Show me what you got, freak Tip for the police . Maybe don't bring RPGs to the prison convoy next time Maybe. Don't bring RPGs anywhere That the best you got, Aleksei Okay, that was pretty good. Get outta here, spider-man. You're makin' things worse Man.
I'm tryin' to help you Focus fire on the platform More guys up top Shoot already Pete. It's gettin' hairy out here. Police and escapees are shooting it out. Back up the police, I can hold out A little longer. pete's counting on me I've gotta stop these guys They're all over that bridge Tiny spider Just need a few... He can't lose He never loses. miles Need you. Pete Pete Hang on, man Spider-man.
You're good Pete.Pete Pete. Wake up Wake up Wake up, man Wake up, man This spider-man is broken. I would like to exchange for a new one. Ah . This one will do. Miles.Get outta here Bro . Back.The hell .Off
What was that You're not gonna keep pushing people around, Aleksei Don't come after my friends. Or I will come after you I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone else I am excited to see you try. Small one. He's down Flattery's not gonna get you out of this, Aleksei Hey In the future. Just do the time, man No more breakouts . Please Is too much for you, spider You... You know, man Chasing you through the city kind of felt like a wild, uh . What's the word . Wild goose chase Wild.Goose No . No, I hate chase of goose You alive Kinda Guys Wow Just. (laughs) wow, Simon Krieger.Head of r&d at Exxon energy. A pleasure to meet you. You too. Uh.Sorry.I think our . The ball landed in your yard. No.Actually did us a favour. We, uh. Just bought the place, uh. We're planning to . Tear it down for a build.But, uh . Looks like you beat us to it I wanted to thank you .
Both of you Taking down rhino Solo You are goin' places, bud. Thanks.But, he's still dangerous. Nah... We'll . Hold him for the police. You know, I always think these super troopers are overkill, until.Mmm, something like this happens. Ope.Duty calls. Hey, uh. Really great to meet you both. (laughs) future's lookin' bright Hello Hey... He's right. Let's clear out. Let the police do their job. Yeah .Yeah okay. Bioelectricity.Wow, Gotta be honest.Little jealous. Hey . Look .I got nothin' on the go. Think we should run tests tomorrow A little voltage analysis Ohhh.Man (sigh).
Yeah, sorry.I've been meaning to tell you.I'm not gonna be around.For the next few weeks. This is some kind of Pete joke I don't get No.Uh, MJ's headed overseas for the bugle, and . Requested me as her photographer. Kind of a.Working vacation for us. Oh, man.Look .I don't know if I'm ready to fly solo. I screwed up today big time with the helicopter. But then you delivered big time You saved my bacon, miles I got lucky. Hey.I did this gig for 8 years without backup . And you better believe I screwed up lots of times.But that is how you learn. What's this Christmas present.But first.You gotta take the oath. Oh. Um.Okay, I promise.To do everything in my power to protect this city. I promise. That's it. That oath is a real thing Totally Definitely didn't just make it up. See ya in a few weeks, spider-man New york's.Only spider-man. I'm new york's only spider-man I'm new york's only spider-man
it oh, mj needs me. Gotta go bye . gotta hit phin back when I'm finished helping unc. Oh, hey mr. Davis I'm almost there you gotta hurry, spider-man underground's here Puttin' bombs on the tracks . bombs For real . guess they didn't like you fixing things . I'll get there as soon as I can Hang tight .And don't go outside Gotta stop this quick . they're gonna blow the whole line . not if I can help it Watch out Hope webs work Okay .Bombs are down Now for these guys. Get him out of the air . there's more on the upper tracks . ugh .I'll get them. Everyone... Man down Let's make him pay Get him out of the.. across the intersection, another one . on it Keep him on the ground One more. Give up, you can't beat us
So last night you learned nuform's getting shipped by train .Then today you attacked the trains .Why To stop nuform To steal it We'll kill you Man down Make him pay You'll never stop the underground We got you, huh You okay, mr. Davis Yeah .Thanks to you. Oh, hey .Here you go. One-year unlimited subway pass. Thanks Did I get the name right How did you .Umm .Okay, gotta go Hold up, mil days. You remember the combination Yeah, it's uh .Ah man, it's uh... You're kidding me Y'all gotta start remembering this code Not always gonna be around to tell you. We'll remember, we'll remember "We'll remember" - yeah yeah .Good. Now, uh .What are you gonna put inside this bad boy Secret time capsule .Only miles and I know. Boom That's right .Keep it secret .Keep it safe. Hey rick .You gonna take that job at roxxon or mijo This isn't like city hall We're all okay you stay where it's safe entiendes I'll be back soon And I'll even let you sign my cast .
okay, ma .Nos vemos en casa te quiero miles I saw what just went down at your mom's rally you okay where are you . I'm headed to braithwaite bridge. There was an explosion alright But if roxxon shows up You run Got it they'll look for someone to blame in all this, and it won't just be the tinkerer . okay .I'll be careful. That explosion looked bad .I gotta hurry . looks like the plaza was just a warm-up . or a distraction. Go go go Woah woah woah woah Let's not .Shoot each other, alright We're after the nuform. Igno you're after krieger .But what do they get out of it .Besides guns Notoriety. They want to be so well known; they can get away with anything. And you're good with that I can't take on roxxon alone. C'mon. You need to jump from the crane to the balcony .Show them you're fearless.
They're watching Through the windows. You have to do this Come on.. You'll be fine Gotta do this without giving away I'm spider-man. Come on miles, make it look good Whoa .Whoa .Whoa Gotcha (laughs) so am I officially in the club now Sure .But .Watch your back. These guys take a while to warm up to new people. Here it is .Where the plan comes together So, your plan .How does nuform fit in Krieger's saying you stole a shipment. I stole one canister. I'm making some adjustments .Eh .Don't worry about it. Take today to settle in. Right. Good You're back. Gavin needs you. Not now We've got a new recruit. (laugh) fine. Oh man .You built all these Yeah .Long as the new weapons keep coming .The underground stay loyal.
Is that a programmable matter sword New enemies .New solutions. You mean spider-man, right This week's most unwelcome surprise. She's not gonna show hi e of jersey You don't have to protect me. Someone should. (sigh) you know .You said you never finished this tape because of how things went bad between you and dad. What actually happened between you two It was .Complicated. We were too similar .And .Too different. (sigh) finish the tape .Get all the samples .And you'll hear the whole story .Promise. Alright .Thanks, unc. Trinity church. Remember .Tinkerer's yours .But leave the boy alone. (snoring) alright .Time to call phin Hope she answers hi Spider-man . phin .Hey .We need to talk .In person so you can lie to me again .
so I can make this right. Please Meet me at trinity church. No more lies .I promise . if you're screwing with me.. . (sigh) fine I'll see you there . at least she's willing to meet. Okay .Trinity church .Let's go. That was a hell of a way to tell me you're spider-man What if I'd killed you You want me to feel bad because you almost killed me I want you to stop lying to me I let you in the underground because I thought you understood. I do understand. What krieger did to rick Roxxon needs to pay .Not like this. This.. Is the only way I can beat him I need you to look the other way. Please I can't. I made a promise. So did I. Why'd you pick here Your dad brought us .To that concert .7 choirs from 7 countries Remember
Ghana was my favorite. Ghana wasn't there. You're thinking of guinea. Uh no, I'm.. Pretty sure it was ghana. Mmm.. Guinea, belize, poland, cuba... South korea, thailand, venezuela .You're right. I usually am. Usually. (gasp) what (laughs) ow Gotta say I'm disappointed, bud. Krieger... Yeah. See, ms. Mason .Kinda knew she was gonna be a handful .But you .I guess I was hoping that.. You and me would see eye to eye. Where are we (laugh) you're behind the curtain, bud. (laugh) this is .
Our most.. Secure facility. In here the sausage gets made. You're a real prick, you know that Huh .You know.. When .Her brother and I were developing nuform All you did was put your name on the patent. He said the only thing you knew how to do .Was sell other people’s ideas Yeah, well at least I still got a pulse, babe. But let's not dwell .Right The first thing we're gonna do .Is I'm gonna... Wow (laughs) (laughing) that is awesome Are those involuntary defenses Oh man that's hot. You see .I'm gonna get that mask off of ya .And I'm gonna find you what makes ya tick .Because you just .Smell like next level bioengineering, and you know what that smells like to me, kid That smells like money.
Okay I'm gonna hit the gym .Leg day, can't skip it. Get her to tell us where my nuform is .Yeah Can't really open the plaza without it. Oh, and uh.. Use .Him. Time to finish what we started on the bridge. No cameras now. No Again Woah... (gasp) are you okay They were gonna kill you Holy shit Tougher than I look, huh (laughs) let's find a way out of here. Roxxon kept rhino instead of giving him to the police .It's crazy Nothing .Ugh.. About roxxon surprises me anymore. You okay I will be .Once we're out. I'm shutting off security cams. Can you check that computer What did you find There's the exit .
Through this office. We have to lift the base lockdown first, from the control room. First we need to escape the security wing. I'll go down to the floor .See what we're dealing with. Door's locked. Venom worked in the cell .Should work on the door .If I can find whatever's powering it. Hello . it's unlocked I'm headed to the floor . right above you that security door is our way out But I'll have to hack a few terminals to disable the alarm . I'll handle the security goons. Security cameras are down in the south wing. Rhino probably turned them off. Heard he wanted to question the prisoners. Bet that other guy could get even spider-man to squeal There's 2 more ahead Did rhino track them Nah, he's just a tool. Hey What was that Initiating sweep. Way's clear running a cipher . once the plaza's done .They'll stop complaining
okay Ready for another computer . phin .We gotta talk. Blowing up the plaza is a bad idea so is poisoning the city with an unsafe fuel source . yeah .But there has to be a better way to deal with roxxon sometimes strategies are imperfect Like deciding to lie to your friends let's just focus on getting out . fine .But we're gonna talk about this. Shoot on sight Stay alert Man down Target is hostile Need backup here Need some cover Check those corners . copy, checking position . alert We have an intruder Last chance, spider-man Surrender I got a man down . unit.. that'll leave a mark. Spider-man's here Stay alert Okay .I'm shorting the maglock. I need you to trigger the override back there. On it Looks like some kind of record archive. Wonder what's on these computers.
More info on rhino I know he says he wants out of that suit, but let's face it .The metal onesie is the only reason anybody gives a damn about him. Just upgrade his armor. If we help him smash kid spider .He'll forget all about wanting out. There's nobody this guy won't manipulate. Notes about roxxon independent contractors. We need an outside partner to track tinkerer and spider-man for us. Tombstone's off the grid. Black cat's gone .Straight .Ish. What about the guy in purple What did he go by What was his name Oh, oh.. Yeah . (laughing) yeah .Yeah he'll do. Guy in purple That.. Can't be. No .No way. Triggering the override There's a voice memo on here Sir, the police are asking about rhino. What do we tell them Our man at the raft is setting up a special "Work release" program. Tell the police rhino's doing .A little community service. Can't believe they got away with this Door's unlocked .But I need you to force it open. Can do I can't let them go until I have my nuform He shouldn't even be here. Your muscle was only supposed to grab the girl. (grunt) yeah.. He doesn't like that. Here's the deal, bud .Spider-man's .
The best leverage I've got against ms. Mason. I mean .You caught them .Together .Well I mean .You caught them, but it was thanks to your intel, so .Clearly there's something going on there. You agreed to leave the kid alone. Uncle aaron Ah.. "The kid" .I love how you say that, it's just .So paternal. Let spider-man go .And I'll get your nuform .Feed you underground intel .Whatever you want. See Leverage Works every time. Mile .Spider-man Here's leverage for you .I've seen things .Nuform makin' people sick .What you did to rick mason. If I went public... Yeah, but..
You won't. Here's the deal .You're a wanted thief .Plus all the jobs we've done together (laugh) bud, you'd be in the cell right next to mine .And.. We both know you're a little too self-serving.. For that. Soooo .We're gonna head in and check on ms. Mason and spider-man .Uh, but .It's .Kind.. Of.. An .Invite.. Only party. Yeah .Bye Uncle aaron .No Wait .Do you know that guy Is that the reason we got captured No. It's .I knew he worked with roxxon, but I didn't think he'd .He'd sell me out I can't believe this You led me into a trap Why do I keep listening to you Phin, no .There has to be an explanation I didn't know this would happen Just .Save it Let's keep moving Can you get this open Yeah, sure. They initiated a lockdown That's the control room we have to get into. So, we'll need past those security shutters got a maintenance panel here, but it needs power . let me see what I can do.
There .Got power . accessing Ugh I can't hotwire the shutters But I can move machinery Like that crane . maybe we can use that. I'll look around they build engines for their apcs in here . hey .Crane's over this engine thing, now engine thing I've got an idea can you move the crane back to the assembly line . yeah Think I know where you're headed okay This laser should activate the engine ugh.. Crap laser shorted out . think I can reroute power. You're good. Use the laser one laser comin' up . perfect If I overcharge the engine, it'll be explosive and explosive is just what we need to destroy those shutters . get down . let's go almost out . that's our way out Give me a few minutes to get it open Looks like they guessed our plan Not hard .There's only one exit. Alright .I'll take care of those guards .You get that door open Ugh.. One thing .Did you ever.. Think about .Calling me.. To tell me you were spider-man You know .After my parents died .Rick basically.. Had to become my dad. I thought I'd miss having a brother .But I had you. Phin, I... Get this door open That won't hold forever Go I'll be fine, just go . those guys with the lights on their helmets can spot heat signatures they'll see you if you try to go invisible . wonder how much of their r&d department is dedicated to fighting us probably millions of dollars in untaxed money you clear the floor; I'll work on overriding security so we can get out I can still access machinery if you need me to move anything . you're done
Don't know why morales is so against us. You good in there . yeah, those webs are holding the door whole base is on alert though, so be careful . once all the reactors are in .People will stop complaining rx-99 - report in rx-99 is mia. Need eyes on him . huh Listen .I know you don't trust me.. you're right, I don't . what can I do to change that . stop going behind my back And stop acting like I haven't thought this through no one will get hurt when I take down the plaza no one, except roxxon you know they deserve it . just .Promise to talk it through with me, okay I promise to listen. Really listen I've made up my mind, miles you need to start accepting that . then
I'm gonna have to stop you. You need to start accepting that Don't let him escape They look so peaceful knocked out I'm through meet me in the show room on the far side of the assembly line coming . looks like they locked the doors. I'll find another way. What if we went public about rick's death Do you have proof Because I don't think the word of two vigilantes is gonna convince people. There's gotta be a way. I think that's the exit. Hey Lot and found. Thanks. I know this place. This is krieger's lab Krieger has a lab Mostly for show, but yeah. Rick showed me a photo once. Krieger's lab .Wait All the current nuform project data's on here Toxicity reports .Failed safety reviews .And krieger's name's on everything This would destroy roxxon. Crap You like my new color Immune to your little .Zappy pops. Zappy.. Pops Come on, man... Now .We finish this You handle rhino, I'll take the guards You cannot sting me through this suit Stop resisting We're detaining you We need to break his armor You are .Worthy foe I will give you a good death. A good death I think that's his sick version of a compliment. Detain him Oh my god .He's throwing a tank Maybe if I charge the engines
Guess roxxon didn't plan for exploding engine blocks when they designed your new armor You need to put him down .Permanently I'm not gonna kill the guy That's not how we work. (laughs) that is why you will lose. Get back That fancy armor's lookin' a little shabby, rhino His roxxon armor's disabled You're up On it Ready for some zappy pops big guy I do not .Like you. Don't stop .You're gonna break him This woman is .Fierce Wait Just .Make sure he doesn't do anything. I'll be right back. Krieger's data will shut roxxon down .The right way. You know .Krieger told me how your brother died. (laughing) very amusing Shut up (laughs) he also told me .It was your fault (laughs) krieger updated the reactor .Tried to supercharge it to make his deadline (sigh) if phin goes through with her plan .Oh my god Harlem You watched him die .Helpless. (laughs) (coughs) no, no no Go to hell. (screams) phin .What the hell... You screwed up.. The bridge Destoryed my lab Got me kidnapped Phin... (coughs) ...Phin, the reactor Come near me again .I'll kill you But
We're family My family's dead. Ganke .I need help I'm gonna go grab a washcloth .Some antibiotics. Alright. Miles Where have you... (gasp) pero qué pasó What are you wearing I have to tell you something. Phin's attacking the plaza Yeah. So that was you chasing her through the city .As spider-man You could have died. No lo puedo creer. Why didn't you tell me, about .Any of this All those talks we had .How to keep yourself safe .But this I didn't want you to worry .And the other spider-man's gone, I just keep .Making things worse .And worse. Now I screwed up things with you. Miles .There is nothing .You could ever do .Or ever be that would make me stop loving you. Nada. You give me strength, miles .
That's all a hero really is .Someone veryone else You think you can beat the tinkerer .Roxxon .You can't I have to try What's that You got tricks .Roxxon countered them I gotta stay away from those things Didn't your mentor teach you about picking your battles He taught me to put other people ahead of myself Throwing yourself at enemies you can't beat .Know who else did that Don't .Say his name You want your mom to bury you, too I won't let you Holograms More tech from your buddies at roxxon I adapt You can't keep up You're naive, nephew .Still the kid, looking up to spider-man. No .I'm the kid who knows people a irs. There's the elevator We've got time to look ar faster Come on, rocket buddy C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'moonnnnn Go go go go go go go Gotcha Found something I'm better at than you Not for long Oh Hey look .Solar mirrors .And sticky on the back Perfect for tricking a light sensitive lock I've got the light.
Tell me when the sticker's pointed at the sensor, and I'll turn it on. No one's looking at us yet .Gotta hurry That worked We did it Come on .Our project awaits. That was awesome (sigh) I'm gonna miss doing stuff like this with you. What are you talkin he recent city-wide uprising of the group known as The underground while the roxxon corporation deals with a rash of lawsuits Newly elected city councilwoman rio morales Addressed the media yesterday to make a plea for additional public funds to assist with the.. vitals are good, circulatory system healthy,
um.. Brain activity normal... He's been in there long enough. Mr. Osborne, I understand he's your son, but his disease could... I want him out .Kurt. But we may be underestimating the potential danger... I said .Get him out Now Hey all it has been a good week for harlem Spider-man stopped the tinkerer .Rio morales was elected as city council
Roxxon plaza is closed for good .And Simon krieger is in jail Boom Ha Bonus: I passed my citizenship test.. With flying colors Still love ya china, gonna miss your candy Okay .Back to business. In an attempt to save face .Roxxon's board released all of krieger's personal documents. Memos, emails .Real fun stuff. While I'm combing through those docs .And, uh.. Waiting for triple-j to eat crow on air .I'll be playing unreleased, prerecorded casts. Fresh material coming in a few weeks, and in the meantime.Remember to sing to your plants
while you water them. Seriously, they love it. Okay byee, see you soon Listeners .You all know that I pride myself on truth .Integrity .And facts I've been tough on this new spider-man .Since the disaster on braithwaite bridge .For good reason The kid.. Screwed things up so bad .Even the original model would have blushed redder than his costume The classic one, not that .Ugly new thing But today... ..I must also acknowledge .
That the city is rallying around this youngster .And .Proclaiming him .Ugh .A hero. Eugh... With an unstable fuel source on the verge of wiping harlem off the map .This youthful spider-man .Reportedly .Stepped in .And saved lives. Or at least that's what his supporters want us to think The real truth is .That none of this would have happened .If he hadn't donned a ridiculous suit .And started swinging willy-nilly.. Around the city .Performing wreckless acts of violence Hero More like .Zero Ha Jared, open up the lines. I want to hear from those who agree with me. Jared I said open up the lines What do you mean they're open Well something must be wrong Folks.. We're.. Having.. Technical difficulties .Please stand by So I keep hearing irrational raves from .
Hormonally unbalanced youths Jared's age... Wait, you're how old Good heavens man, get a real job ...About this.Friendly neighbourhood spider-man app. They claim this young spider-man can do anything. Ha ha ha Well... I just used said app .To place an order of saganaki .From my favorite greek restaurant in Astoria Specifying .I wanted it delivered fresh.And in the traditional greek manner .Set ablaze in front of me We shall see if our boastful boy spider-man.Can fulfill this. (swoosh) here ya go, mr. Jameson (placing food on plate) (lighting loud fire) gotta go (web swing) jared .Call 911 .Spider-man's broken in .And is killing us with fire
I'll be .Darned if this isn't delicious. Go to commercial, jared .I got some feasting to do Oh, no .You should have ordered your own This is mine Mine, jared, out. hey, kid You asked why me and your dad stopped talkin' he was investigating the prowler it led him to my clients People like simon krieger Wilson fisk your dad couldn't afford to make enemies like that Not with you and rio in the picture So I told him hoped he'd back off And he did For good didn't want me around didn't want you to turn out like me take care, spider-man . (sigh) thank you uncle aaron .For everything. Goodbye, phin.
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